Hey, my name is Daniel VanWinkle, as if you didn’t know already. I am most likely the most famous person you know, otherwise why would you be at my website? Anyway, at the time of writing this, I am 23. I know, you are thinking, “I can’t believe that this guy is only 23 and this famous.” Well, it’s not all too odd, I mean, look at Daniel Radcliffe or Dakota Fanning, talk about someone young and famous! I am currently on hiatus to finish my degree at the University of Cincinnati in Cincinnati, OH. If you want to hang out with me sometime, just email me at dan[at]danvanwinkle[dot]com or give me a phone call if you have my number. I know you want to hang out with famous people like me all the time, but I have so many requests for interviews and appearances that I have to put you on my calendar. Who knows, maybe one day you will be special enough that I will hang out with you without an appointment, but for now, this is the way it has to be.

**Just because so many people have said that I seem full of myself after reading this, which means they obviously don’t know me, this is just making fun of about pages in general**